Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, Colton’s season of The Bachelor is FINALLY done. Against all odds, somehow my body, soul, and sanity all survived intact. I, like the rest of Bachelor Nation, will now proceed to chug an entire bottle of wine and sleep peacefully for the first time since season 23 began back in January. But before that happens, however, I think we owe it to ourselves to reflect on the emotional roller coaster that was Colton’s somewhat disastrous journey to everlasting love with Cassie Randolph.
Because this is The Bachelor, obviously the entire season was filled with so *clap* much *clap* DRAMA *clap* between Colton and his contestants. For instance, there were two huge feuds that exploded between two sets of women. And then there were all the endless, incredibly awkward jokes and questions about the status of Colton’s virginity. Oh, and how could I forget about the many, many women who decided to self-eliminate, making Colton the most-dumped Bachelor in the TV show’s history?
Like I said: so much drama.
Given how season 23 was a wild ride for both Colton and for fans of the show, Bachelor Nation brought their A-game when it came to sharing observations about the reality series on social media. (ESPECIALLY during the season finale.) If you’re in the mood to laugh (and cringe), check them out ahead. In the meantime, I’ll be enjoying a peaceful life without this franchise (well, until The Bachelorette comes back on).
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